Archive for the ‘Ramblings’ Category

No World Cup For Me. Or At Least, Not Paying StarHub For It.

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

I can afford to, but I won’t. I’ll be missing the world’s premier football event, but I have to take a stand. In order to make my voice heard, I have to him them in a language they understand.

I have always maintained my belief that the most evil companies are telcos. Exorbitant rates for roaming, data and especially SMS have fueled this belief. Oh, don’t get me started on data roaming. You wanna throw away money fast? You don’t gamble, you go to a foreign land and start using 3G data roaming. Your rate of expenditure will be faster that way.
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How Not To Install A Wi-Fi Webcam

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Look TUAW. I do like your blog. I subscribe to you in my Google Reader and read (almost) every article. It’s one of the few places where I can get great news on Apple hardware, software and basically anything that’s pertaining to the fruit company.

However, when you post articles like this, it just reeks too much of ignorance.

Let me go through the steps Steven Sande has done and try to provide him with some advice.
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I BLAME THE SIMPSONS!

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

For getting this trashy talentless pop starlet’s song in my head.

“Don’t stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up…”

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Milestone: One Month

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Input

  • Feeds required: every 2-3 hours.
  • Milk consumed: 1-3 oz. every feed.
  • Breast-fed: Yes
  • Formula-fed: Yes (as a complement)
  • Formula used: Similac (infant), S26.
  • Cost of formula: S$38++ for 900g, S$18++ for 400g

Output

  • Poop: uncountable
  • Live-pooping viewed: 2
  • Pee: uncountable
  • Pee’d upon: 3
  • Diapers: Change every 3-4 hours.
  • Diaper used: Mamypoko Newborn
  • Diaper cost: S$17++ for 52

Likes

  • Feeding.
  • Given a tour of the house.
  • Sucking.
  • Sleeping with the arms and tongue out.

Dislikes

  • Being wrapped like a burrito.
  • Hunger.
  • Dirty diaper.
  • Lying down alone.

Lessons learnt

  • Identifying the different types of cries: hungry, uncomfortable, HOLD-ME-HOLD-ME-HOLD-ME!!
  • Feeding with one hand, bejeweling & surfing in the other.
  • No water, just milk.
  • Burping: it’s an acquired skill.
  • Changing diapers.
  • Changing diapers quickly.
  • Watch a video on the laptop while holding him, and he will just sleep through the noise.
  • Make the tiniest bit of noise while he’s on the bed, and he will stir.
  • I need money. Lots and lots of it.

Yet to learn

  • Bathing. I tend to snooze after the subuh prayers.

That Number Company

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Google. The number that became a company, that became a search engine, that became the best search engine on the internet, that became the definition of search, that is in the business of knowing you. And it’s putting every effort in getting to know you and your habits.

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That Big XCOM News

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Ahh XCOM. How do I love thee? Let me count thy ways..

In many gamers’ eyes, XCOM is the pinnacle of gaming excellence. No of developers: 6. No of Floppy discs: 3. Awesomeness: priceless. There is simply no other game like it. Some would argue that Jagged Alliance had better strategic combat, but XCOM is more than just a turn-based strategy game. It’s an economic management game. It’s a horror game. It’s an RPG. It basically takes all the genres and seamlessly combine them into one unique package that no other game can match.
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The Ultimate Game

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

You and your high scores in uber-death mode difficulty means nothing once you start playing this game. It is the epitome of a challenge.

From the moment you start, there is no quit button. There is no way you can stop and continue later. Progress is always saved every second, every microsecond, every picosecond, every quantum interval of time, but there is no reload method. There is only 1 life, no continues. There are no cheat codes. Experience is gained everyday and you will never stop levelling.
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Interview With A Father

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Hello there! Thanks for agreeing to do this self-interview.

My pleasure.

First things first, please tell us when you became a father?
I became a father on the 28th of March at 12:34pm. Say hello to Umar Bin Nur Muhammad!


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Proof That I Will Always Love My Wife (Part 2)

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Continuing from my previous post,

f(n+1) = “I will love my wife on Date(n) + 1 additional day”

So do I still love my wife a day later from yesterday, meaning today? Yes I do! So, f(n+1) is proven.
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Proof That I Will Always Love My Wife (Part 1)

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Or at least, ’til the day I die anyway. (Maybe I should have done this when I married her, but well, better late than never!)

To prove that I will always love my wife, let us first define the function Date(n) which will take in an integer value 1 or more and return a date.

Day = Date(n), where Date(1) returns today, Date(2) returns tomorrow, etc.

Now let us define the statement “I will always love my wife”.
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